Saturday, December 16, 2006

What about me.....what about my needs?

From a hutchgirl.blogspot.com READER: “Amy, I have ordered the internet through comcast so that I could read your blog each day. I had it installed on the 1st and you had the same blog for the last 12 days. Now I am not paying 30 dollars a month for nothin'. Now get to work and make me laugh! You know laughter is the best medicine and you are my doctor! LOVE Krissy” Folks…….as you may or may not know…..I haven’t written in a few days…or 12! Call me crazy and wake me when it’s over….but I am trying to create some holiday lov’n here……and writing in my blog is not always conducive to meeting a HMF (Holiday Make-Out Friend). I am exerting a lot of energy in my efforts! And Krissy….a little HMF may not be what your doctor has ordered…..but mine did! This week has brought four dates to my life. That’s right…..four! How do I have time for four dates????? Well…..first of all….I haven’t been writing in my blog….second of all……YOU GOTTA MAKE A LITTLE TIME FOR THE GOOD TIMES! My first date this week was with “Tyrone” (not his real name). An Orthopedic Surgeon from SLC….. Perhaps the most serious, boring guy I’ve been out with in my 30’s! FOR THE LOVE……..Being that I would be the perfect half of the “Dr. and Mrs. Orthopedic Surgeon dynamic duo”…..I really wanted to make it work…….but…even Doctors need a heart beat folks! Nice guy…….but “Aimo the babe-o”….not the right girl! The second date of the week was a “second date” with “Abu” (not his real name.) I call him “Threes & Company”…..named for him and his three daughters. He’s nice…really nice and he thinks I am the cats meow………BUT (and why does there always have to be a butt?) he likes me a lot……I always have to be leery of those that fall too hard and too fast. I mean……there’s more to me than just my hot rock’n body! Please! J Third date……can’t write about on my blog….just incase he (and/or my mom) ends up reading this. (For details….email me!) No strong “long-term” potential! Fourth date….tonight with “Threes & Company”. I’ll tell ya what folks……..I had to carefully ponder the value of HMF here……..too much responsibility! No HMF tonight! The ROI just wasn’t there for me! Next week “Captain my Captain” (the good Pilot from Arizona) will be flying in to town. Pretty much a guaranteed HMF….proving once again that Santa Clause is coming to town! So there you have it! My week in a nut shell. Krissy…..I’ll be better! 30dang dollars a month? I’ll write for you ever day! I feel honored to be your reason for getting connected to the outside world! HAPPY HOLIDAYS!

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Anonymous said...

Amy, I was so excited to wake up this morning to see if by chance I could get a little laughter in to start off my day. Something to think about as I shuffle everyone elses kids around town besides my own. Don't get me wrong, I love all these kids I'm shuffling around, Mary Poppins is just a little ready for her own kids.
I love the names you give these men. My belly got a good jiggle after reading the blog today. Now I don't need to do sit ups! I don't know aim, after reading all the potential HMF'S you have going on, I still think to myself,"no thanks"! Too scarry to begin. There are soo many gweeks(new word meaning:Queer/geek) it's not worth the risk of it all! I have too much at stake, where as you don't so PARTY ON AIM and keep us all posted and keep us laughing!

Anonymous said...

Aims - May I suggest a "holiday trade-out" program of sorts? You have friends of the female persuasion in Mesa, I have testosterone-laden friends in your neck of the woods. What say we hook each other up? One HMF deserves another, yes?

I kid, I kid. (But seriously, I'll send a bo-hunk your way, if you want)

Cheers.

the New Mom said...

Yes, hello Richard....if that's your real name! Holiday Trade out? Send a "Bo-hunk" my way? Please! Why don't you get you sorry....sun bronzed little arizona bo-hunk bootie out here and experience a little HMF first hand? Tell you what......why don't we just go ahead and set the date now....1/1/07....let me know if you can fit that in to your schedule. A little ALHHMF might be just what your doctor ordered! xoxoxoManagement

(PS....santa...if you're reading this.....I am just kidding...well...mostly)

Josh said...

Thanks for making me laugh again! I've really missed your blog!!

Holly said...

Hey, how come nobody looks forward to my blog? Oh ya, I don't know how to do it. Maybe thats what Santa should give me for Christmas... a lesson on how not to be so rediculously lame!!!!!. Well, as usual, i loved your blog. thanks again for last night. (she met me and Ellery and her 3 friends for dinner at Chilis for Ellery's birthday.) You made it so much fun. The girls all got back in the car and could not stop taking about you . "ok I will admit it, your aunt is the coolest." "I wish I had an aunt like you" "she is so AWESOME" Ellery was so proud. So was I.

Holly said...

Hey, how come nobody looks forward to my blog? Oh ya, I don't know how to do it. Maybe thats what Santa should give me for Christmas... a lesson on how not to be so rediculously lame!!!!!. Well, as usual, i loved your blog. thanks again for last night. (she met me and Ellery and her 3 friends for dinner at Chilis for Ellery's birthday.) You made it so much fun. The girls all got back in the car and could not stop taking about you . "ok I will admit it, your aunt is the coolest." "I wish I had an aunt like you" "she is so AWESOME" Ellery was so proud. So was I.

Anonymous said...

Yeah! You're blogging again! I have missed it! Can't wait for the cold hard details on the dates! Keep it up...Love Ya!

Anonymous said...

Aimio....I want the details of the undisclosed 3rd date....oh yes! You know my email address...or should we just do lunch? ;-) I hope you have a wonderful Holiday Season and many great HMF's. (PS...I still want copies of the pics from Fat Cats a few weeks ago!) XOXO- SuzyQ

BTW...when are we going bowling?

Anonymous said...

Aim, consider this blog my early christmas present. It was worth waiting 12 days for. You know your blog is the only reason I log on. I tried to read my brother's blog the other day... snore. There's no reason to use unnecessary big words. I enjoy HMF talk much more than trying to figure out his cryptic synonyms for BORING!!! (is cryptic an unnecessary big word?) Anyways, thanks for the blog. Mele Kalikimaka