Sunday, October 01, 2006

You want to eat Skittles in the bath??? Why not!

Holly gave me a magnet, years ago that I still have on my refridgerator...it says "Children get spoiled becuase you can't spank Aunts! I love it! I have a question.......how is it possible for such a small amount of cereal and milk to spill in so many places? Last night I wondered how it was possible that one little packet of Taco Bell Hot Sauce could squirt all the way from Ellery's spot at the kitchen table across the kitchen and on to my couch! Lifes little mysteries!

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Josh said...

So cute! You are "Aunt of the Year", ... no, ... you're "Aunt of a lifetime" because just looking at those pictures is stressful to me. What's happened to me!!???!!

the New Mom said...

Lisa Ann…..When you don't have the titles of "Mother, "Wife", "Carpool Driver" "Exotic Dancer" etc..... you have a lot of spare time to work on other on other pursuits....like the talent portion for the "Aunt of the Year Pageant". Last night I dazzled my crowd (Benjamin and William at 11:15pm) with an incredible rendition of my famous.... PEPPERONI PIZZA routine.

Maybe in the next life, when I have my children, you can win the award…how does that sound?

Alan said...

I must say... I was not aware that Lisa currently holds the title of "Exotic Dancer." When first reading it, I laughed. Now, I feel a little uncomfortable with the scences playing out in my head.

Anonymous said...

Okay Aim, you will always win Aunt of the year, but don't I get a little credit as exotic dancer for pulling my groin muscle while dancing at the Ricky Martin concert while 7 months pregnant? (Lisa and I running circles in the Delta Center probably didn't help.)

the New Mom said...

Kels.....I am going to leave that one up to the people (as soon as I find the picture of you 7.5 months pregnant...wearing Holly's two piece "adult clothing" that I had given her as a gift for her bachelorette party up at Sundance....you remember the picture.....you and the baby resting on the pool table?) I should have it up by tomorrow. Hope everyone casts their vote!

Anonymous said...

Okay, right now I'm trying to think of some kind of dirt I might have on you to try to blackmail you into not posting those pics--which is not admitting that they exist. Did I mention I told my parents about your blog and numerous friends of mine so that they can also enjoy the genius we call "Amy". No one wants to see that kind of filth, no matter how pregnant the belly or the bosoms. I love you, I love you, I love you. You are sooooo beautiful... to me! You know I'm always here for you. I'll let you have my New Edition Christmas album circa 1987.

the New Mom said...

Kelsea.....Ok, Ok, Ok, I won't post it...but I want the New Edition Christmas Album by Friday...and it better not be scratched! I also want you Club Monaco sweat shirt (made popular my "main stream Canada" in 1985.)

To tell you the truth....you look pretty hot! Wish I could look that good today in a little number like that!

Holly said...

Amy, I will treasure that picture of what it looked like after Ben ate. He is the biggest mess maker ever. I need to put a picture of him, that picture and that poem that talks about letting the house get messy because your children are only little once, in a shadow box. I am sure someday I will be able to look back and laugh and someday even be very sad.