Today was my FIFTH day at my new job and the first day that I got to drive the company car! I have mixed feelings about driving it……mostly because it’s so dang big. You may know that I drive a little car….and the company car could literally squash me if I had to stop quick at a light…it would just roll right over me and the other driver would just think they hit a small road bump. (See comparison below)
It does have benefits however! Because it’s so big. So bright and sooooo decorated….people look at you when you’re driving… take this hot mini-van driver!
Look dude….just because I dress like a “Director of Marketing” doesn’t mean I’ll go out with you! I have standards you know….and a 1987-2001 Mini-Van driving guy, with a baby seat in the back round doesn’t “qualify you for the work!" Sorry! Although…..maybe my moms right! Maybe I’m just too picky!
Monday, September 25, 2006
You're Just Too Picky!!!!
at 7:14 PM
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Check out the big brain on that guy driving the minivan! He could tell there must have been somthing special inside.
J
Ame, I can't believe you're driving that thing! Did you tell that that you're a paranoid driver, ... that you're worried a Mazda 626 will run everyone off the road? Remember driving with me in Connecticut? You would yell for me to slow down and then yell, "You could hit someone right there, ... there, ... there, ... there, ... " You would carry on like this through our entire drive!
At least they can be guaranteed that you're cautious!
Lisa, those comments from Amy were warrented- you WERE a CRAZY driver!!
Christie....as you and I both now....Lisa was a crazy driver. Apparetnly you don't know that she still is a crazy driver....the only difference is....now instead of singing "Gangsta's Paradise" or "Breakfast at Tiffany's" she is singing "Gymboree's Greatest Hits" while driving her mini-van. Oh.....the music and the fact that her current passangers are a little smaller Christie C. and Ashley W.!
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